Quotes from the Movie Men in Black II

Jeff, excuse my partner. He's new and he's kind of stupid.

Agent J

The City of New York would like to thank you for participating in our drill. Had this been an actual emergency, y'all woulda been eaten. 'Cause you don't listen. You ignorant. How a man gon' come bashin' thru a subway win-- That's the problem with all y'all New Yorkers. "Oh, we seen it all." "Oh no! A 600 ft. worm! Save us, Mr Black Man!"

Agent J

The City of New York would like to thank you for participating in our drill. Had this been an actual emergency, y'all woulda been eaten. 'Cause you don't listen. You ignorant. How a man gon' come bashin' thru a subway win-- That's the problem with all y'all New Yorkers. "Oh, we seen it all." "Oh no! A 600 ft. worm! Save us, Mr Black Man!"

Agent J

The City of New York would like to thank you for participating in our drill. We hope that you enjoyed our new, more energy-efficient subway cars.

Agent J

How about we do the good cop, dumb dog thing, and you just shut up?

Agent J

Jeff, I am so not in a mood for you! Get back in the subway! Right now!

Agent J

I never work in a funeral home. Somthing I can do for you, slick?

Agent K

Get a mop and escort all civilian personnel from this site immeditiately.

Agent K

Silly little planet. I could rule the place with the right set of mammary glands.

Serleena

An hour ago, a man I've known my whole life vanished... ...because of a woman with weird fingers... ...and a two-headed guy with the IQ of a cannoli .So yeah, everything's okay.

Laura

When we're kids, before we're taught how to think... ...our hearts tell us there is something else out there. I know what I saw. Tell me what I'm supposed to believe.

Laura